Sunday, 14 October 2018

Nerd Church - Caffeinated Current Events: A Glossary






I'm full of coffee and political opinions!

 Let's talk about some of the words and phrases we're using in 2018!




Caffeinated Current Events title image with coffee cup






Disclaimer: This is satire, or trying to be anyhow, so that's why it sounds like I'm taking things lightly!

Also, I do talk about Brett Kavanaugh, so, heads up.
America, WTF?

What everyone else on the planet is saying right now.

Seriously, America, what the actual f**k?! Deal with your country's sh**!


Ron Weasley: 'Dafuq'
Via Giphy




Brexit

The UK's leaving the EU, and we are F-U-C... you get the point!

Inbetweeners: 'You bumder!'
Via Giphy
Breakfast

What we apparently all thought we were voting for with Brexit.










Brexiteers

People who can't accept that we are not, in fact, The Full English.

 Not The Full Monty either. In case that was a satisfactory replacement.





Homer Simpson making a bowl of cereal only for it to burst into flames
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Brett Kavanaugh

America's second biggest current shame.

(The biggest is orange.)



 Matt Damon on SNL is essentially how the rest of the world sees you right now:

(Warning: v. mild flashing images, subjects such as sexual assault, and victim-blaming)

Run time: 13.04











Corbynite

That thing that Superman's allergic to*.

Oh, and some Labour dude's supporters.





Superman screaming
Via Giphy




*Yes, I know that's Kryptonite, I'm joking. Do not try to out-nerd me. K?







COBRA

The UK's emergency committee.

Also super villains.

Coincidence...?!?!?!




Cobra commander: 'Fool, I will shoot you with this laser gun!'
Via Giphy








GRU

The Russian spy agency, and the lead character from Despicable Me.

Both have minions.




Gru: Oh Yes!
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Remoaner

Someone who knows how f**ked Breakfast has made the UK.

Family Guy's Peter: 'Brian! There's a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says "oooooooo"' Brian: 'Peter, those are Cheerios.'
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9 comments:

  1. paperbackprincess14 October 2018 at 14:11

    LOL this was such a funny, and yet such a true post! Also that SNL skit was so damn funny. But it’s also sad that it was funny but also a pretty accurate representation of what actually happened.

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    1. Cee R @ Dora Reads15 October 2018 at 12:03

      Thanks! <3 :)

      I know, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry!

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  2. Unknown14 October 2018 at 15:50

    yup WTH is wrong with us, US? smh. embarrassed

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    1. Cee R @ Dora Reads15 October 2018 at 12:04

      I speak for the majority of the rest of the world when I say: please, get rid of him.

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  3. Cee R @ Dora Reads15 October 2018 at 12:05

    Thanks so much! Glad I could lighten your morning! :)

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  4. Kit @ Metaphors and Moonlight16 October 2018 at 23:40

    There's so many messed up things going on I can't even keep up with them all anymore. But sometimes we need to laugh anyway! Fun post :-)

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    1. Cee R @ Dora Reads17 October 2018 at 12:47

      Laugh or you'd cry Kristen, laugh or you'd cry ;) And thanks, I try! :)

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  5. Nicole @ Feed Your Fiction Addiction19 October 2018 at 16:51

    Can we all find a cryogenic chamber somewhere and have people wake us up when the world isn't insane? I guess not ... we'd probably sleep forever.

    Nicole @ Feed Your Fiction Addiction

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