This week, I decided to read some Halloween-themed fanfiction.
I mean - October. Halloween. It'll be fun... right? Right?!
Well... it wasn't as fun as I was expecting it to be. Some people see 'Halloween' and read 'sex with pumpkins.' #TrueStory
Dudes, I didn't want it to be that scary.
So, after what inevitably turned into one of those weeks in my fanfiction reading, I MANAGED TO FIND A CLEAN AND NOT OVERLY DISTURBING HALLOWEEN STORY!
I fell back on my safety-net. Marvel and The Avengers.
And I found a fic which is fun, and just the right level of creepy.
And, most importantly, NO-ONE IS STICKING ANY PART OF THEMSELVES INTO A PUMPKIN.
And I find the idea that Captain America is scared of creepy dolls strangely reassuring. Perhaps this is because I, too, cannot stand creepy-a*s dolls.
(For those of you too young to remember, this ^^^ is Molly Dolly. She's the reason I hate creepy dolls.
She was the star of several Sabrina the Teenage Witch Halloween episodes.
She is far creepier and more disturbing than any doll I've ever seen in a horror film. And she was in a 90s kids show. Simpler times...)
So then, dearest nerdlets, I give you:
Dolls (aka Steve hates dolls) by Ryvchan
Enjoyyyyy!!!! :)
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Reading fanfiction sounds fun! I should try it sometime. :D
ReplyDeleteI appreciate that Captain America is scared of creepy dolls.😖 I like him even more now.
Ugh, creepy dolls *shudders*
DeleteFun... yeah... it's a slippery slope. Definitely a slippery slope. (Save yourself!) ;)